Claude's pattern flying manual

THE PATTERN FLYING MANUAL....
It's possible to buy a 2 X 2, But not the Skills
it's possible to buy a Wheel, but not a Perfect landing;
it's possible to buy a Motor, but not the carb settings;
it's possible to write a pattern, but not the flight;
it's possible to buy a Helicopter, but that's just plain stupid;
it's possible to buy a radio, but not know how to use it;
it's possible to buy airplane, but not the excitement of flight;
it's possible to buy sex, but PATTERN ....IS.... BETTER.


The Flying manual brings success. The original is stored in Cape Town. (The centre of the universe, as it happens). This manual has already flown about 8 times around the world and this time it will bring success to you. After receiving this letter you will become a very happy Chappie!!! IT IS NOT A JOKE!

DO NOT STORE THIS LETTER MORE THAN 96 HOURS, IT'S NECESSARY TO SEND IT TO 20 PEOPLE.

Here are some examples have taken place:
Andre received the letter in 1983 and asked his secretary to make 20 copies. In 9 days HE WON THE NATS!!! PIERRE received the letter and forgot about it. Couple days later he lost his Prop He decided to send this letter and continue the chain and IT BROUGHT SUCCESS TO HIM!!! (He won the 2004 Nats) In 1997 Danie received the letter, laughing he threw it away. Later he had radio failure. Danie found the letter and made 20 copies. WITHIN A WEEK HIS TX was repaired!!! In 1987 A young man from Durban received the letter. He did not listen, he crashed into the power lines at the Helderberg field when he was in Cape Town, He promised to retype it and send it to 20 friends of his. So Louw helped him repair his pattern ship HE CONTINUED THE HAPPY CHAIN!!!
SO DO NOT FORGET TO SEND THIS LETTER TO 20 FLYING FRIENDS OF YOURS!!! I'M SENDING IT TO YOU SO YOU WOULD HELP IT TO FLY AROUND THE EARTH!!! AFTER SENDING THIS LETTER TO YOUR FRIENDS YOU'LL BE BROUGHT GOOD NEWS OR A SURPRISE!!!


I wonder if posting in the BLOG counts a sending to 20 people? If so, I'm im for some good luck!